我每天都遇到民工
I see migrant workers every day
对他们的生活什么都不懂
I know nothing about their lives
今天我不忙
Today I have nothing to do
所以问一个民工最近怎么样？
So I ask a migrant worker about his life
他很少看老婆或儿郎
He seldom sees his wife or son
从早到晚在街角上发传单
From sun-up to sun-down he hands out fliers on the street
我说那很辛苦
He seems to have it really hard
另外他每一天吃含地沟油的食物
And every day he eats food made with gutter oil
但是连民工也有自己的梦想
But even migrant workers have their dreams
他某一天会成为欺负员工的老板
Some day he'll become a boss who bullies his workers
他明年春节回不去
He can't make it home next Spring Festival
他在网吧才能上qq
He has to be in an internet bar to go on QQ
他真有压力
He really faces a lot of pressure
而且他被很多吃货的人看不起
And he's looked down on by a lot of useless people
现在这个民工活得非常狼狈
Right now this migrant worker has a life full of hardship
但他将会成为养三个二奶的色鬼
But some day he'll be a playboy with three mistresses
他每天都遇到不接受传单的人
Every day he meets people who don't accept fliers
但他某一天会用宝马撞死他们
But one day he'll run them all over in his BMW
以前我不是好男人，我没结婚但养过二奶
In the past I wasn't a good man, I've never married but I've kept mistresses
那时我爱喝酒泡妞抽烟吃快餐还有打牌
At that time I loved drinking, chasing girls, smoking, eating fast food and playing cards
我爱说脏话，我也常爱挖鼻孔
I loved swearing, I also often picked my nose
我就是与众不同
I was a non-conformist
现在我的唯一爱好是在家帮姐姐看宝宝
Now, my only hobby is staying at home and looking after my sister's baby
晚上我看电视例如《绝望主妇》和《非诚勿扰》
In the evenings I watch TV such as "Desperate Housewives" and "If You Are The One"
越来越喜欢更擅长换尿布
I'm getting better and better at changing the baby
我就是家庭主夫
I'm a house husband
哎呀呀也哎呀呀奥
Aiyayayeah Aiyayaoh!
我越无聊生活越好
Being boring makes me happy
哎呀呀也哎呀呀恩
Aiyayayeah Aiyayaen
我渐渐的变成
I'm slowly becoming
都市的男人
An urbane man.
因为怕有色情思想所以我全天戴安全套
In case I have dirty thoughts, I keep a condom on at all times
因为怕被黄色网站影响所以我家里没有电脑
Because there's porn on the internet, I don't allow computers in the house
当我在酒吧我也只会喝七喜
When I'm in a bar, I will only drink 7-Up
偶尔也会喝雪碧
On occasion I'll drink Sprite.
哎呀呀也哎呀呀奥
Aiyayayeah Aiyayaoh!
我越无聊生活越好
Being boring makes me happy
哎呀呀也哎呀呀恩
Aiyayayeah Aiyayaen
我渐渐的变成
I'm slowly becoming
都市的男人
An urbane man.
Baby baby 我真爱你
Baby baby I love you
但是结婚了后才能牵手
But we have to wait until we're married before we can hold hands.
道别前
Before parting
我想告诉你
I would like to tell you
我经常捧着你的脸
I often caress your face
在我白日梦丽
In my daydreams
你是我最喜欢德已婚女人第三
You are my third favourite married woman
我永远忘不了你， 我暗恋的老板。
I will never forget you, the boss I had a crush on
道别后
Since parting
我后悔不告诉你
I regret not telling you
我要跟女友分手
I intend to break up with my girlfriend
你是否要跟老公分离?
Do you intend to leave your husband?
你比我的女友成熟，还有赚更多钱
You are more mature than my girlfriend, and you make more money
我依然想做你免费的小白脸
I still want to be your free toy-boy
也许我不道德
Maybe I'm immoral
不过我有房有车
But I have a house and a car
东北的女孩不美
Northeastern women are not beautiful
台湾的歌手都gay
Taiwanese singers are all gay
新疆人的国语比我还烂
Xinjiangese people speak Chinese even worse than I do
我最不讨厌湖南
I hate Hunan the least
香港男人都养二奶
Hong Kong men all have mistresses
重庆人不够腐败
Chongqing people aren't corrupt enough
我也很讨厌河北和河南
I also hate Hebei and Henan
我最不讨厌湖南
I hate Hunan the least
我不是很热爱长沙
I don't love Changsha
我也吃不了酱板鸭
I can't eat soy duck
我也想打死汪涵
I want to beat up Wang Han (a Hunan TV star)
不过不过不过
But, but, but
我最不讨厌湖南
I hate Hunan the least
云南有好的空气
Yunnan has nice air
上海没有家庭暴力
Shanghai has no domestic violence
我也不讨厌四川
I also don't hate Sichuan
但最不讨厌湖南
But I hate Hunan the least
北京的学者很笨
Beijing scholars are stupid
他们也看不起深圳
They look down on Shenzhen
深圳人看不起自己的老乡
Shenzhen people look down on their own hometowns
我最不讨厌湖南
I hate Hunan the least
我不是很热爱长沙
I don't love Changsha
我也吃不了酱板鸭
I can't eat soy duck
我也想打死汪涵
I want to beat up Wang Han (a Hunan TV star)
不过不过不过
But, but, but
我最不讨厌湖南
I hate Hunan the least
不过不过不过
But but but
我非常讨厌
I really hate
我非常讨厌
I really hate
我非常讨厌岳阳
I really hate Yueyang
我每天都吃匹萨
I eat pizza every day
我经常说 “Hey man”
I often say "hey man"
恐怕我没有qq号码
I'm afraid I don't have a QQ number
我只有MSN
I only have MSN
我把啤酒当饮料
I drink beer like it was juice
我不能吃辣椒
I can't eat spicy food
我胸部上很有毛毛
I have a hairy chest
我早上不洗澡
I don't shower in the morning
我不喜欢打麻将
I don't play Mahjong
我没有黑头发
I don't have black hair
我有时挺佩服李阳
I quite admire Li Yang
但害怕被他打
But I'm afraid of being hit by him
我讨厌被叫老外
I hate being called Laowai
中文发音很奇怪
My Chinese pronunciation is very strange
我姐姐的皮肤白
My sister has pale skin
她也有大眼睛
She also has big eyes
我每天都吃匹萨
I eat pizza every day
我经常说 “Hey man!”
I often say "hey man!"
我国家比中国发达
My country is more developed than China
但需要你们的钱
But needs your money
